let's face it, i'm a mopey writer
when i have nothing to be mopey about, i don't write.
or i try, and it invariably comes out shit
oh well. life is bitchy. COPE

*tee hee*

life actually isn't all that bitchy. but you still hafta cope.... depression has its advantages. do you think van gogh would still be one of the world's great artists if his whole life was peachy-keen, not a single depressing thing happening, not a care in the world?
noooooooooo way

does anyone remember those little figures (they can't really be called action figures, cos they don't really move) that came in green garbage bags, and you put them in water, and the bag dissolved, and you ended up with a little toy covered in green goop?
what were those things *called*?

why do we as a generation get so involved in music?

not sure. my best guess is that we're too bleedin stupid to have any worthwhile insights into anything else, so we channel our worthless insights into something nobody really cares that much about.

and it looks like the flow is going, and i'm too tired to resist.

number 1 - eminem - he's a loser. dirty dirty loser. also, i believe a SPIN reader pointed out rather shrewdly that it's ironic he hates homosexuals when he has such a fruity haircut. but he also seems to have another side, a side which is somewhat less loserish, that little brief side which we can see in the Stan video (near the end... BTW, that's a surprisingly cool song, despite the fact that it showcases some pretty shitty rapping and musicianship). one of these sides is fake, a nice little invention of a PR agent somewhere. which one, who knows - but unless slim has some pretty wild schizo happening, he is lying somewhere.

number 2 - ricky martin - as pop artists go, i love ricky martin, for one reason alone - his songs are so blatantly about sex, it's kind of refreshing. one can only hear about heartache and loneliness for so long without puking one's guts up. it's nice to hear a song apparently about a promiscuous girl.

number 3 - wesley willis - god almighty this guy is godlike. and he's LITERALLY schizo! www.wesleywillis.com. download "suck a horse's ass." it is a sublime expression of all that is good and true in this world.

this is quite possibly the biggest thing that has happened in my life for days - i've found that golden exception, as of this moment, the sole exception to my life rule that all people who wear wrestling shirts (or watch wrestling) are big fat losers - Matt from x-entertainment. This guy is godlike. Read his post about Yan Yan Snacks and you will laugh so hard that you'll bleed in your throat. I don't know quite what it is about this guy, but if i could pick God - it would be him.

GO TO THE FREEKIN SITE NOW

it is at least as good as geistmag.
and newgrounds also.

JEEEZUS!

jesus god i haven't updated for days!
noo actually weeks, i suppose....

my life is too boring, and i'm not even depressed anymore so i haven't got anything to fabricate that i can bitch about...

god told me to skin you alive

hmmmmm *things of something to say*

waves maniacally to kelly

*thinks*.... sheesh you really screw up my life :))
when you're not around i'm too depressed to work
when you ARE around i can't divert my attention from you
>hugs< i luvs ya

uh oh i'm gettin melodramatic like aaron

aieeee

hmmmm here's an idea FUCK YOU ALL.... here's a lil post just covering a bunch o' stuff

hee hee :)

i've got a link on www.erontherelentless.com right now... it's under 'fan sites' *lol*

ya gotta take it where ya can get it though huh? i like aaron, he's a bit melodramatic and he likes wrestling, but, hey, we're not all as godlike your humble narrator here, now are we?

i've also noticed that it's become fad du jour among lil mope kids to say that they hate those "freaks" that shot up columbine. that used to be my opinion, but well now it seems to be the opinion of the majority, so we can't be having that, now can we? hooray for gothic kids, keep on killing people and keep on fucking up your lives! it's also become really popular to be an anarchist - maybe it always has been, but i've never noticed. so i guess i'll have to ditch that particular philosophy. authoritarianism forever! i love big brother!

maybe i should clarify a few other things, in order of importance.

i love myself and people who like me.
i hate myself and people who do not like me.
i love women.
i hate straight men. (myself included)
i hate white people. (myself included)
i love jewish people, black people, asian people, indians, pakistani, albanians, and every other minority.
i hate blatantly smart people. (myself included)
i hate blatantly stupid people.
i hate people who write serious things with bad grammar and spelling. (if you don't have to intellect to write, you don't have the intellect to comment on important things)

above all, in front of all, and bigger and more throbbing than the rest, i hate people who wear wrestling shirts.

the list could go on, conceivably forever... but i'd rather not.

i just downloaded tony hawk 2, it's too cool. i made my own skater, his name is jello p kennedy. i'm going to change my name to that.

peace love unity respect

i'm a wannabe raver.

c'mon i'm not getting any answers yet ... sheesh

i wish i was jello biafra

why, you ask? cuz he's bleedin cool. get off my back 'bout it okay?

in happy news, smurfy's back from the dead... *waves* to lyndsey :)